Why One Should Only Listen To Raffi

So I've reached the conclusion that as a parent, one should only listen to Raffi.  In the car, at home, on one's phone.  Everywhere.

Because if a parent were to enjoy a wide variety of music and allow their offspring full access to said music, something embarrassing might happen.  

Something like realizing, in the middle of an conversation with a important community elder who is devotedly Christian, that one's five year old girl is sing, "Save a horse, ride a cowboy." Over and over.  In a clear and loud voice. 

At least she hasn't seen the video.