I spent more than enough time last week trying to get into my Google accounts. Apparently while I was vacationing in Florida, people at Google were busy making "changes." Somehow said changes locked me out of my accounts.
After 3 separate emails with their automated userid and password wizard, I'm magically back in with the userid and password I was trying to use in the first place.
The internet is a weird and wild place. But aren't you glad I'm back?